Shyaris!!!

Humare is duniya se jaane k baad;
Hum aapko har taare main nazar aayenge;
Aap har pal koi dua maangna;
Aur hum har pal toot jayenge!!!
______________________________________

Lage na nazar is rishtey ko zamane ki
Pade na zarurat kabi ek duje ko manane ki
aap na chodna dosti ka saath
varna tamanna na rahegi fir dost bananeki
_______________________________________

Kitne bhi dur jao humse chup na paoge;
Zindagi ki har mod par hume paoge;
Chahe kitne bhi message delete karo;
Subah inbox main hume hi paoge..
_______________________________________

Badal ki tarah awara hain hum;
Aap bhula na sakoge wo nazara hain hum;
Jo toot k fanaah ho jayega aapki 1 khwaish main;
Asmaka woh andekha sitara hain hum..
_______________________________________

Aanso ko ankhon ki dehleez pe laya na karo
apne dil ki halaat kisiko bataya na karo;
Log haath me namak liye firte hain;
apne zakham kisi ko dikhaya na karo..
_________________________________________

Patthar jaisi duniya main dil apna laga baithe;
kuch hi dino me meethe sapne saja baithe;
rokte the pehle logoko is aag se;
khud ko hi is me jala baihte..
__________________________________________

Shayaris!!!!

Chirago ka kya hain jalte rahenge;
Gulabo ka kya hain khilte rahenge;
Yeh mat samajhna ki hum nahi hain aapke pass
Banke hawa aapse milte rahenge...
_________________________________________

Aashik ne khuds se kaha-" Khuda aap ishq mat karna;
bemaut mare jaoge... hum toh marke aapke pass aajayenge..
Par aap kaha jaoge???
_________________________________________

Muskan bhi kabhi ansu de hati hain;
Nazre bhi kabhi dastan keh jati hai;
Guzre hue lamho ko yaad karke dekhiye janab;
Kabhi tanhayi bhi sukun de jati hain
__________________________________________

Har heera chamkdar nahi hota;
har samundar chamkdar nahi hota;
Dosto sambhal kar pyar karna;
Har khubsurat chehra wafadar nahi hota..
__________________________________________

Phulo ki shruwat kali se hoti hain;
Zindagi ki shruwat dosti se hoti hain;
Dosti ki shuruwat apno se hoti hain;
aur apno ki shuruwat aap se hoti hain..
__________________________________________

Guzri hui Zindgagi ko kabhi yaad na kar;
Taqdeer main jo likha hain uski fariyad na kar;
jo hoga wo hokar rahega;
Tu fikar me apni hasi barbad mat kar;
__________________________________________

Raat kya dhali sitare chale gaye;
dusro se kya gila jab apne chale gaye;
Jeet toh sakte the dosti ki baazi hum bhi;
par apki khusi ke liye harte chale gaye..
___________________________________________

Dosti k bina Zindagi fizul hain;
Par dosti k bhi apne kuch usool hai;
Kehte hain milti hain dosti main taklife;
Par aap jaise dost hain toh sab qubool hain..
____________________________________________

Some awesome thoughts!!!!

 Don’t worry about perfection, no one can achieve it.
 A bird is not scared if the branches shake because it trusts its wings and not the branches
 Dream is not the one which you see in sleep; Dream is the one which does not allow you to sleep"
 Every Cloud has a silver lining
 Well begun is half done!!
 Try hard to get what you like or you ll be forced to like what you get
 Those who win never quit and those who quit never win
 Einstien once said,” Its not that I am too smart… it is just that I stay a little longer with problems!!!”
 Even Impossible says I-M-Possible
 Two things indicate weakness…. To speak when it is proper to be silent and to be silent when it is proper to speak
 Even if you are on the right track, you ll be run over if u sit there..
 Rolling stone gather no moss
 The harder you fall, the higher you bounce..
 When going gets tough, the tough get going!!!
 If you have not committed mistakes, perhaps you have never tried anything…
 Great mind have purposes, others have wishes…
 If you wish to fly with eagles, don’t sit with ducks

Jokes and funny sms!!!!!

Premika : Tum toh bas apne kaam mai lage rehte ho.. Meri to koi parwah nahi hain tumhe!!!
Sardar : Oye pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!!!

_____________________________________

1980s: Friends remember you in good and bad times
1990s: Friends remember you in good times and forget in bad times..
2008: Friends remember you only if they need your help...

Ghor Kalyug!!!

_____________________________________

Sardar : Can I kiss you??
Wife: No..
Sardar : Jewelery laa dunga
Wife: No
Sardar : Car laa dunga
Wife : No
Sardar ka beta utha aur bola.. mujhe kiss kardo aur cycle laa dena!!!
_____________________________________

If your life is in darkness; pay lord to free you from darkness... and even after praying you are in darkness...
.
.
.
.
.
.
Pl go and pay your electricity bill
_____________________________________

Santa opens a college and the name of college is >>>>
>>
>>
>
..
.
.
.
.
.
Womens college for boys!!!!
______________________________________

Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi bandhe tho basanti aur thakur ka kya rishta hua??
...
.
.
.
.
.
Socho socho.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kuch rishta nahi hua.... thakur k HAATH hi nahi the!!!!!!

Jokes and Funny messages!!!

Krishna, your son is dead... Hearing this., krishna jumps from the 50th floor... by the time he crosses 40th he realises he has no son... 25th he is not married...3rd , he is not krishna.... he is BALAKRISHNA!!!

____________________

Aaj aap fir nazar nahi aaye;
Tamanne k phool fir se murjhagaye;
jane kin galiyo main kho gaye aap;
Hum toh police statiion se pagal khane tak dhund aaye!!!

____________________

Door hawa se jhoka aaya;
Sath main khusboo laya;
fir mujhe ek ehsaas aaya.. k
Mera dost aaj fir nahi nahaya!!!

____________________

Humne banaye rishre kaise ho gaye..
Kabhi aap k dost the, aaj aise waise ho gaye;
Aate nahi hain aap ke sms aaj kal;
Lagta hain dost se pyare paise ho gaye...

_____________________

Ek glass pani lo, usme neem k phul dalo, do ghante k liye rakh do, fir 10 mins garam kar k thanda kar k pilo... kanjusi k kide marjayenge... fir sms karna

______________________

Pahle chitti k badle taar ata tha;
Ek bulawe pe mera yaar aata tha;
Ab padke delete karte hain mere message;
Kabhi har message ka jawaab ata tha...

_______________________

Ek waqt tha k aap k messages aise aate the k jaise aap k sir pe kisni banduk rakh di ho aur aapse message karwa raha ho... par ab toh lagta hain k usne goli maardi...

_______________________

Thalaam! ye aita sms he jo atthe bhale intaan ko totala kal deta hain.. aap laat kosish kallo pil b aite hi palode. taisa laga totla ban te??? Alle wah!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sms Shayaris!!!

Sochte hain ek gulab bheu de;
chahte hai ek dua bhej de;
Ja rahe ho aap sone agar;
Dil karta hai aapki palkon pe,
pyaara sa khwab bhej de...

___________________________________________

Pyar ki koi hadh nahi hoti;
Dewano k liye sarhad nahi hoti;
Bewafa bhale hi ho mehboob;
Bewafa mohabbat nahi hoti...

___________________________________________

Yaado main humare woh bhi khoye honge;
Khuli aankho se woh bhi soye honge;
Hasna hain aada gum chupane ki;
Par haste haste kabhi wo bhi roye honge...

____________________________________________

Uski yaad bechain kar jaati hain;
Har kali main uski surat nazar aati hain;
Aisa haal kiya hain usne pyar main humara;
Neend aati hain toh aankhein bura maan jati hain...

_____________________________________________

Reth pe naam likhte nahi;
Q ki reth pe likhe naam tikte nahi;
Unhone hume pathhar dil toh keh diya;
Magar pathhar pe likhe naam mit te nahi..
_____________________________________________

Na koi kisi k pass hota hain;
Na koi kisi se door hota hain;
Pyaar khud chal k aata hain;
Jab koi kisi k naseeb main hota hain....
_____________________________________________

Hum se door jaoge kaise hain;
Dil se hume bhulaoge kaise;
Hum woh khusboo hai jo tumahre saaso main baste hain;
Khud apni saaso ko rok paaoge kaise??

______________________________________________

Zindagi k raho main bahut se yaar milenge;
Hum kya humse haseen hazar milenge;
Un hazaron k bhid main hume mat bhulna;
Hum kaha tumhe baar baar milenge??
_______________________________________________

Shayaris!!!

Koshish karo ki kopi aap se na ruthe;
Zindagi me apno ka sath na choote;
Rishta koyi bhi ho use aise nibhao;
Ki us rishte ki dor zindagi bhar na toote..

_____________________________________________

Yuhi sapno se dil ko lagaya karo;
Kisi k khwab main aa jaya karo;
jab bhi dil kahe koi tumhe manaye;
Bus hume yad karke ruth jaya karo..

_____________________________________________

Ehsaan kiya usne mujhe pyaar sikha kar;
Hoti hai chahat kya ye mujhe samjha kar;
Qurbani hain pyar ka asli matlab;
Chod diya saath mera bus itna bata kar???

_____________________________________________

Duriyo ki parvah mat kiya kijiye;
Dil jab bhi pukare bula liya kijiye;
hum jyada dur nahi aapse;
bus apni aakho ko palkon se mila liya kijiye..

______________________________________________

Wo waqt wo lamhe bahut haseen honge;
duniya me hum sabse khusnaseeb honge;
Dur se jab itna yaad karte hain aapko;
kya hoga jab aap hamare kareeb honge...

______________________________________________

Ek dil mere dil ko Zakhm de gaya;
Zindagi bhar na milne ki kasam de gaya;
Lakh phool main ek phool chuna tha;
Jo kaato se bhi gehri Chuban de gaya!!!
______________________________________________

Badi gehrai se paya hain tumhe;
Badi duaon se paya hain tumhe;
Tumhe bhulane ki sochu to bhi kaise;
kismat ki lakiro se churaya hain tumhe!!!
_____________________________________________