Jokes and Funny messages!!!

Krishna, your son is dead... Hearing this., krishna jumps from the 50th floor... by the time he crosses 40th he realises he has no son... 25th he is not married...3rd , he is not krishna.... he is BALAKRISHNA!!!

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Aaj aap fir nazar nahi aaye;
Tamanne k phool fir se murjhagaye;
jane kin galiyo main kho gaye aap;
Hum toh police statiion se pagal khane tak dhund aaye!!!

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Door hawa se jhoka aaya;
Sath main khusboo laya;
fir mujhe ek ehsaas aaya.. k
Mera dost aaj fir nahi nahaya!!!

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Humne banaye rishre kaise ho gaye..
Kabhi aap k dost the, aaj aise waise ho gaye;
Aate nahi hain aap ke sms aaj kal;
Lagta hain dost se pyare paise ho gaye...

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Ek glass pani lo, usme neem k phul dalo, do ghante k liye rakh do, fir 10 mins garam kar k thanda kar k pilo... kanjusi k kide marjayenge... fir sms karna

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Pahle chitti k badle taar ata tha;
Ek bulawe pe mera yaar aata tha;
Ab padke delete karte hain mere message;
Kabhi har message ka jawaab ata tha...

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Ek waqt tha k aap k messages aise aate the k jaise aap k sir pe kisni banduk rakh di ho aur aapse message karwa raha ho... par ab toh lagta hain k usne goli maardi...

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Thalaam! ye aita sms he jo atthe bhale intaan ko totala kal deta hain.. aap laat kosish kallo pil b aite hi palode. taisa laga totla ban te??? Alle wah!!!!!!!!!!!!