Jokes and funny sms!!!!!

Premika : Tum toh bas apne kaam mai lage rehte ho.. Meri to koi parwah nahi hain tumhe!!!
Sardar : Oye pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!!!

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1980s: Friends remember you in good and bad times
1990s: Friends remember you in good times and forget in bad times..
2008: Friends remember you only if they need your help...

Ghor Kalyug!!!

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Sardar : Can I kiss you??
Wife: No..
Sardar : Jewelery laa dunga
Wife: No
Sardar : Car laa dunga
Wife : No
Sardar ka beta utha aur bola.. mujhe kiss kardo aur cycle laa dena!!!
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If your life is in darkness; pay lord to free you from darkness... and even after praying you are in darkness...
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Pl go and pay your electricity bill
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Santa opens a college and the name of college is >>>>
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Womens college for boys!!!!
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Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi bandhe tho basanti aur thakur ka kya rishta hua??
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Socho socho.
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Kuch rishta nahi hua.... thakur k HAATH hi nahi the!!!!!!